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 Here are a few lovely things that people have said about Chris' poetry performances & workshops...


         "Plays his young audience like a musical instrument..."             

Three Weeks Edinburgh Festival Review

'Will have the whole family laughing for an hour... *****'

'I wasn't looking forward to it...but it was brilliant!'

Ryan, Junction Farm Primary, Stockton.

'Funniest poet I have ever seen and I learnt things!'

Mikey, Junction Farm Primary, Stockton.

'I didn't know poetry could be that good!'

Olivia, Junction Farm Primary, Stockton.

'Good motivation to get children interested in books and poetry'

Miss Nicol, Birmingham.

'Cool, funny and great!'

 Class 4E, Birmingham.

'Fabulous! All children totally engaged throughout. Ideas poured from Chris. Hope they'll always remember the session.'

Mrs Sara, Class 4KW, Birmingham.

'Magnificent, brilliant and joyful!'

Class 4KW, Birmingham. 

"Very, very funny! 10 out of 10! A great fun show for both parents and children!"

Euan, 10, Edinburgh Festival.

"The kids at school say they loved your performance! It's good to see the enthusiastic impact you made!"

Bing Lim, Alice Smith School, Kuala Lumpur.

"You're visit is already remembered as legend!"

Irene Epp, The American School of Kinshasa.


Many thanks for the kind words everybody.